First, I'd like to say that I've joined

because I think it suits what I do now!
WOOHOO!
Now, without further interruption, let the randomness meme thingy begin!
1. GRAB THE BOOK NEAREST TO YOU, TURN TO PAGE 18, AND FIND LINE 4.
He made a disgusted sound. "I don't envy him the
(The rest is: girl- just the ease of the suicide," he clarified in a teasing tone. [Guess the book!])
2. STRETCH YOUR LEFT ARM OUT AS FAR AS YOU CAN. WHAT ARE YOU TOUCHING?
Nothingness
3. WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU WATCHED ON TV?
A 2 and a half hour long Ben 10 marathon!
4. WITHOUT LOOKING, GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS.
Fuck 'o clock
5. NOW LOOK AT THE CLOCK. WHAT IS THE ACTUAL TIME?
Dang, it's 8:43
6. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE COMPUTER, WHAT CAN YOU HEAR?
The news...or sports? From my grandpops.
7. WHEN DID YOU LAST STEP OUTSIDE? WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
Um...I think I was getting out of the car from coming home from a restaurant.
8. BEFORE YOU STARTED THIS SURVEY, WHAT DID YOU LOOK AT?
The photos from my new camera!
9. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
Knee length jeans, back tank top.
10. DID YOU DREAM LAST NIGHT? IF SO, WHAT?
Haha perfect day to do this. I had a dream that I lived in a huge mansion with my brother, and my parents were away so we had babysitter. We had a gold tournament in the living room, and while the babysitter wasn't looking I ran to the kitchen, but I couldn't find it (The house was too big). Eventually, breathless, I found it and started to look for a toaster. Because, I bet my brother that I could smash the toaster before the babysitter found me. I got it and destroyed it with my gold club, then proceeded to trash the house with my brother!
11. WHEN DID YOU LAST LAUGH?
I think....when I was looking at strange pictures of my brothers.
12. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF THE ROOM YOU ARE IN?
A painting, a big window, some clocks, another painting. Living room.
14. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS QUIZ?
STARANGE
15. WHAT IS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW?
Wall.E! Such a great movie!
16. IF YOU BECAME A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE OVERNIGHT,
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
I'd think about what I was going to do, then ask my mom for help. I'm just a kid!
17. TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOU I DON'T KNOW.
Holy crap, what DO you know?
18. IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT THE WORLD, REGARDLESS OF GUILT OR POLICIES, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
I would stop global warming.
19. DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE?
HELL YES! Boogy woogie, lindyhop, charleston, salsa, etc.
20.GEORGE BUSH:
HAS A SHORT ONE. Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one. Madonna doesn't have one. WHAT IS IT?
21. IMAGINE YOUR FIRST CHILD IS/WILL BE A GIRL. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HER?
Chrysanthemum
22. IMAGINE YOUR FIRST CHILD IS/WILL BE A BOY. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIM?
Milo
23. WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER LIVING ABROAD?
Yes.
24. WHAT DO YOU WANT GOD TO SAY TO YOU WHEN YOU REACH THE PEARLY GATES?
He would move out of the way and say, "You owe me for taking over for you this long!"